So what if I had explosive diarrhea every 15 minutes since I was born and have lost over 36,000 pounds
Stop acting like that’s an issue
Correction: 648,000 pounds.
I’ve been alive for 24 years and 7 months, which works out to roughly 9,000 days. Now, there are 1,440 minutes in a day, and 1,440/15 = 96. So, 96 bouts of diarrhea a day.
And if each BM weighed an average of .75 pounds (a reasonable estimate), then 9,000 x 96 x .075 = 648,000.
If I had only lost 36,000 pounds, each BM would’ve weighed just .05 pounds, a truly feeble and unworthy amount.