I’m feeling the dark green label, the brand-name font, and the copper lettering. And I bet the liquor ain’t too bad either.
#labels #TheArran #Scotch #singlemaltscotch #typography #graphicdesign
I want to give my most heartfelt thanks to all of you who’ve helped make this the most successful month at If You Want the Gravy… to date. September is traditionally a slow month for movies¹, and I figured after reaching a record high in July and seeing a drop-off in August, September would likewise fall short of July’s heights.
How wrong I was.
This month has set records by every metric of…
#NationalCoffeeDay, you’re a real S.O.B. Barely slept at all. Felt like I was coming down off a drunk. Had plenty of time to meditate on all the shite in the world.
Tea would never have done this to me.
Battery packaging: worst thing ever, or WORSTEST thing ever? Seriously, though, I have never gotten that stupid back flap to open right and have just torn the backing off rather than deal with it.
Damn you, Volta. #batteries #packaging #bullshit
And now, for some inventive vulgarity:
DAMN ALL YOU SHARTWAFFLES
YOU SEWAGE-SLURPING SHITWEASELS DON’T EVEN MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK-KNOW
YOU DRIVELING SNIVELING SWIVELING PISSBLUDGEON BOLLOCK BURRITO, CAN YOU STOP SCREAMING YOU SHITE-ARRIFIC INANITIES FOR ONE HELL-DELIVERED SECOND SO I CAN GET SO MUCH AS A DEVIL’S FART IN EDGEWISE?
YOU BLUNDERING THUNDERING BUTTSNEEZES, IF I HAD YOUR SENSES I’D SHIT TWICE THE WORLD’S WEIGHT IN MY OWN MOUTH AND PUKE IT UP ON TOP OF THE FARMPETING SUN
YOUR EYES ARE BUT SWEAT ICE-CREAM MIXED WITH A VOID THAT SYMBOLIZES YOUR NONSENSICAL APPROACH TO COGFUCKINGNITION
I HOPE YOU SWARBLE ALL THE MAGGOTS IN THE KNOWN PEEYEWNIVERSE AND VLARFITURFABARF EVERYMOTHERSHITTINGFUCKINGDAMNABLAMWHERE
Winterly Creek in Dusk, Ludwig Munthe. Norwegian (1841 - 1896)
Asses are kicked, but names are rarely taken, on account of death. (Source)
How do you discuss a film like The Equalizer? Before you get too excited by my rating, let me say: it’s not a great film. But as badass action films go, as September films go, as films from semi-forgotten TV shows go–it’s very good. Denzel Washington and Antoine Fuqua may not have topped Training Day, but they’ve made a…